PINK ribbons?
I'll make sure we are wearing ribbons
You might encounter the LARD WEAPON on the way!!! It is a fearsome lump of solidified lard that abuse its powers more than Psychotic!
That sounds like a lot of grinding. But that's alright, since Sarah and I are fairly high leveled and have a lot of good armor
It is a very rare kind of pig that only appears once in a thousand year and only 1/10000 chance that will be encountered via a random encounter.
Do you need superpig lard? Or does it have to be from baby ultrapigs?
Only from a certain type of pigs. My time machine is very choosy.
Damn right I'm the best I WILL GET YOU ALL THE LARD EVER
REALLY!!??? YOU ARE THE BEST!!! THE FIRST THING WE NEED IS LARD!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LARD!!
I WILL GATHER THEM FOR YOU
