Oh god, the books aren't bad.
CAUSE IT IS BAD! RIGHT!?
... I don't know.
SO WHY DO YOU STOP AFTER 5?
The books aren't bad. However they are definitely no Terry Brooks.
YOU ACTUALLY READ 5 OF THAT!?
Not anymore. Got bored at book 6.
Are you one of the readers?
I don't think the readers are from the book though...
Like all the readers!?