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  1. Dear Random NPC in Narshe,

    It's very hard to find chilis with to make chili sauce when the world has become a place of ruin and the madman in charge HATES spicy things. I think he had a disasterous encounter with a jalepaneo that baked his brain.

    I think I can wing the frying bit with Fire 3; would that be acceptable?

    If that is fine, then I imagine that I can secure your boyfriend and bring him home. Flying things come down easily enough if hit with enough rocks!

    Classified as a Yeti,

    Her Majesty's Agent Umaro
  2. Dear Umaro,

    My boyfriend armed himself with a chopper and began hacking anyone he sees until suddenly he sprout wings and flew away.

    Can you help me get him back? Preferably Deep Fried with Chilli sauce if possible.

    Your Dearest

    Random NPC in Narshe.
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