Too bad I'm too awesome to get burnt :o
Haha! *escapes in getaway helicopter*
OH NOES NOW EVERYTHING IS GONNA BLOW UP LIKE THAT ONE TIME IN ZOOLANDER!
I'm glad you like it... *knocks over candle on to salad*
This kind of salad is so special! It deserves some candlelight! *lights a candle near salad*
*drizzles diesel oil over the salad*
Actually, just drizzle oil over the salad. IM GOING THE HEALTHY WAY D:
Italian or Balsamic Vinagarette?
Okay. Don't forget the healthy salad dressing. xD
How about I make you a nice, HEALTHY Caesar Salad!?
