It was in your eyes!
I do not dress like a slut! :themuthaeffin'forcebert:
You were totally begging for it, you tease!
Don't you Monster me! You attempted date rapist. :Vaderbert:
Ha! Date rape you? You're crazy! Now shut up and drink up. :}
Yudge, Eric. Yudge. Stop trying to date rape me.
Clearly you're not ready for this monumental step. After that you would have gotten the keys to my apartment and maybe you could have brought an overnight bag, but now that's all shot to hell. You can just forget it!
...I don't think I want you to give me a Rod of Ridiculousness, or any kind for that matter.
