will you b my friend??
That, my dear, is called friendship.
You say he's your pal and then you insult him twice right after. I wish I had skillz like that
Jake is a pal. He's not my rival. That'd be like picking a kid from the Special Olympics as a chess partner. I just try to watch out for him, and make sure he doesn't swallow his own tongue.
I mean strong distaste for then?
Rivalry?
So where does the rivalry stem from?
As far as I know, that's his name. It's a goofy name, and he's a goofy bastard. So it makes sense. The only thing he has 10 of is times where he was the catcher during rough, prison style, man-sex. Just' sayin'.
So his name IS actually Jake? He says he has 10 girlfriends and his name is Herbert or some crap like that. I don like being lied to!!!
Not funny, just funny looking
