I'm glad to hear this. If you can't have your meringue you can at least have a cookie.
I swear.
A few extra pounds wouldn't make you into an ugly beast.
But I am being honest.
It could do wonders for your tastebuds though.
UGH. There is just not pleasing you. :-\
Eat it.
You are one of the sweetest people I have ever encountered.
You are one of the most evil people I have ever encountered.
There, there. *patpat*