Is his name actually Jake??
you two are so funny!!!! and random
sigh.....the sad plight of the [STRIKE]starcrossed[/STRIKE] geography-crossed lovers. It's probably for the best.
Its more so because he's british actually. As a french decendant of... France I am pre-programmed to dislike him
Well, he's really sensitive so let him down easy. Tell him you'd love to date him, but he's simply too ugly. A harmeless truth like that ensures the two of you can stay friends even though his face makes you nauseated. It's a win, win. You should go do that immediately.
I know. It's so obvious. Poor guy
Then he must reeeeeaally like both of us a lot. The poor guy probably has Asperger's syndrome and doesn't know how to express his feelings for you. That's adorable.
Oh my gosh, is that actually his name? I think he's like those boys in first grade that picks on people because he likes them Or so I choose to believe
ohhhhh! You don't know. It's Demon Dude. Everyone's favorite instigator. Also, you should know I was being sarcastic. He's not an ass. Except that he is. He should choke and die.
whos Jake?
