You, sir, are a player. And I respect that. Teach me your skills, oh master
I guess that makes me a winner by default There's nothing wrong with charming ladies, I'm not looking to sleep with them!
You have competition? You have a girlfriend too!
I have competition and that's not cool! I just have to win
What was wrong baby? Talk to hunky Andy
Not as much as I would have hoped. Well not much at all really. BUT. Time to be confident and win, right. Sad doesn't make people like yah. Yesterday I was just super bummed
Do none of the american ladies want a bit of the Australian stud muffin presented to them? :[
I have several screws loose but no screw driver! I really am just bummed and bombing out while trying to charm ladies. Is it that hard to make them like me? I just want them to like me, that's all. /emojiro
You have a screw loose sir
Well I watched 28 Days Later and it hadn't rained there for like 10 days which was pretty surprising. I laughed so much and my room mate was like "what I don't understand" and I told him about how it rains always and it is horizontal
