They have to get their kicks somehow - antiques roadshow isn't what it used to be. But I wouldn't know, really because I don't actually watch it. I'm a David Dickinson's Real Deal man myself.
Talking trout is my greatest ability. Suffice to say that I'm not very talented. Old people sex disturbs me just a little bit.
That was the 600th message. We speak a lot of inane trout to each other. I like that. An old person buying a pregnancy test is an interesting thought. Two is tantalising. They'd only be kidding themselves though.
Twoferone is always a good offer. Is there anything a twoferone isn't perfect with? Maybe pregnancy tests or something.
Well I heard on the grapevine that there's gonna be a 2 for 1 offer on the Bran Flakes so I dunno. They like dem Bran flakes.
I'm sure it'd be the most exciting thing to happen to those old folks all week.
I want my funeral to take place in Conad. smurfing love Conad.
That's true. But I'm sure it would be one hell of a funeral party.
Maybe a tad. But then only so much as a murderer can which probably isn't much.
Yeah me too! I wonder if we'd miss each other :o
