I have returned! That online cow is no more! Your online parents can't be choosing that cow over online me!
I will off the light and prepare the candles and wine!
...for you, I shall try my best! I shall be bringing home the online steaks soon, dearest Christmas!
But for my online sake, won't Shauna take the online risk? We can have fresh online steaks after you are done.
The online cow will surely maul me! I can't take that risk!
The only way now is an online lightsaber duel with the online cow.
What! If anything, it should be an online elephant! I can't believe they would choose an online cow over someone as awesome as myself!
MY ONLINE PARENTS WANT ME TO MARRY AN ONLINE COW SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE FREE ONLINE MILK FOR THE REST OF THEIR ONLINE LIFE!
But... Everybody likes me! How can your online parents hate me so!? I will write them an online letter, explaining that my online intentions are well, and not to worry about your online safety!
BUT MY ONLINE PARENTS DISAPPROVE OF OUR ONLINE RELATIONSHIP. SHALL WE ONLINE ELOPE INSTEAD?
