Mm, yes, you're not the first I've heard of in that unfortunate situation. Alright, well, what about your old room in your mother's house in the starter town?
The inn won't let me in anymore. Apparently you're not supposed to have sex when other people are in your party.
Just go and spend the night at an inn, it'll sort 'em out.
I think someone stabbed me earlier, my intestines keep slipping out.
Oh yes. I went there.
W-w-w-walnut?
And so you should be, you walnut.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that'll do, I GUESS.
Sorry, this is the best I could do.