This is your new favorite user note because it's blue.
Once I recruit Tom Cruise to Cofftology you won't be able to make fun of it anymore
Is it wrong to praise coffee as a divine being? I hope so because it's my religion. I call it Cofftology.
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I demand that you fly to Kyono's house immediately Ava.
Exactly my sweet Ava.
I'm actually out of my alcohol phase, I haven't had any in soo long. But I'll make an exception. Let's drink screwdrivers and then live up to the name Ava.
Just stopping by for some tea and chitter.
Slanty text is blasphemous >_<
Sounds more like a main quest then a side quest to me!
