Conversation Between scrumpleberry and Sergeant Hartman

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP FOR YOU!!!!



Still makin those new recruits cry, sarge?

No, get undead hero to do it.

I like you, will you like me?

Ohnoes not a usernotes!

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I prefer double choc chip.

I has cookie.

I bribes in exchange for going homes from ze war.

Now that would just be stupid.

I would also like a glass of milk.

Have a cookie, sir.