Harry Potter and the Existential Crisis
Harry Potter and the Rapidly Disappearing Career Opportunities
Missed opportunity, really.
Guess you should've been a magician.
I liked mine better. My answer. Not my salary. There's a 10,000% chance I get paid less than you. Not cause I'm a woman, I just have a troutty job.
But false. The answer is salary.
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A magician's wand is used for cunning stunts.
What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?
