Done. What's next?
Forget who?
Wishing is...their sole purpose! You have been mercilessly destroying them, and not even wishing on them?
How would you even go about imprisoning someone in your basement? Getting them down there would be pretty hard without some sort of taser or cattle prod. And they have hours and hours to plot an escape plan while you sleep or watch TV. It's a difficult job, and one that only an expert should manage. EDIT: Sorry, I see the conversation has moved on. Disregard these remarks.
Make him eat his own reputation.
But if he is still one step ahead of you, he will probably have just dug a tunnel out of your basement beforehand so he can escape. Let it go, man. You can't win.
Dandilions! Those are great. It was so hard to blow all the things off in one breath, though. Even then, I usually wished for stupid things. Nothing like you would wish for. I bet you would wish for cool stuff.
Isn't there some guy who actually sold off bits of the moon? That's gonna suck when people actually start living there and the streets are all called things like "Tom loves Jenny Street" and "UR MOMMA Drive".
A champion of what discipline?
Have you ever been out flower picking? Even berry picking will do.
