Arctic Blast drink is a blast.
Things like that are why I hate Tuesdays.
Good thing boobs are built to withstand fierce impacts.
When are you gonna get a trophy wife so I can be jealous of your success? You're taking forever goddamnit.
Carl Sagan. I've had cameras following him since the day he was born, and I can guarantee you that he hasn't.
I sent you the schematics for the Felix the Cat clock you wanted.
I talked to Levian once. I thought he was just an urban legend like Santa or Rosie O' Donnell, but he turned out to be quite genuine.
Cannibalism is wrong, no matter how delicious your species tastes.
The other organs will just get jealous and spit venom into your bloodstream if you do.
That's because women shouldn't be thinking in the first place. Now go bake me something.
