If your number is drawn in the bi-weekly lottery, you'll win a trip to Io.
Black, eh? What's next? Scarlet? Royal Blue? Grey? Poodonkey Brown?
There are no incorrect answers, only picky interrogators.
White Mages kick the Black Mages ass.
Atomic hotdogs.
Tell me, as I haven't been on EoFF for a few weeks, did I answer your "Bram" question that you left in my usernotes?
^ Something about toothpaste??
Try getting addicted to smoking. It's not as easy as it used to be, but still a good place to start for beginners.
As a vampire, you seem to be in a good position to answer the burning question: What is "Bram" short for?
Did the baby burp from eating too many oranges?