I'll whip you
I'm not that whipped!
I would never shout at you...a raised voice is all I need
Why are you shouting at me?
...When did my wife abduct Jiro and type in his stead?
I HAVE NEEDS TOO
We!? You planning on becoming a woman with them? xD And a bucket works?
But what if we need to go to the bathroom D:?
Ahhh, I see. Well that sucks. Superglue keeps them in place?
Now if only I could keep a woman, everything would be in order! [we're not together any more]