Better to be a weakling than a skank.
I'm a lumberjack but I'm not too upset about it. Just kidding. I can't even smurfing lift a hatchet.
NOT REALLY. EDIT: poo
He wouldn't be captain imo. With a name like turd you don't get promoted to captain ever. man, that would change history perhaps
Not really.
He was Captain Hook before he got the hook. It was actually his name that inspired the implant, I believe. If his name was Captain Mobile Phone, I think he would have a mobile phone for a hand. Essentially, it's just the luck of the draw.
Much longer than that. It's only four letters, after all.
so can a hook
You'll never wake him that way. :rolleyes2
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