Conversation Between Quindiana Jones and I Don't Need A Name

1575 Visitor Messages

  1. Did I? When did I say that?
  2. you wanted it on there!
    i like my thin body =]
  3. You put bacon on your....? Nevermind.

    Bah. You pansy. Real men drink the melted fat!
  4. i dont like the fat!
    i dont want fat oozing on my nipples
    back bacon doesnt have much fat on it =D
  5. Yup. It's really cheap, and you get loads. Now, at this point you're thinking "pffrt...you get the crap then", but you'd be wrong. It's just off-cuts, and it's pretty high quality, but sometimes there is a lot of fat. Still no greater percentage than the "proper" bacon though, and you can always just pick another one. Sainsbury's own cheap ass cooking bacon is fantastic.
  6. oh, well you had to be different didnt you!
  7. Cooking bacon. It's the best kind.
  8. would that be back bacon, or streaky bacon sir?
  9. If by exotic you mean perverted, then yes.

    BACON ON YOUR NIPPLES, PLEASE.
  10. some more...exotic than others
Showing Visitor Messages 1431 to 1440 of 1575