Why? Just wear a hat for a couple of months. Or a wig. :)
Fine. I hope you bleed.
Tangles?
Just shave it all off and change your bed sheets.
I’ll get the most out of you that I can. Suck you dry.
What haven't you done that I have?
Adios?
Has she sent you interpretive dance pictures?
She's only shown me one picture. I didn't see anything wrong with it.
Your hands they... have to do more typing.
