A nomad? No no. A rurouni.
Couldn't find any booze and then my brother just... ugh. He keeps losing his trout and I'm sick of him saying "I'm moving out" and then showing up at home again. I'm just gonna pack it and move. I'll become a nomad.
That is an excellent idea.
That is smurfing dedication right there. I feel hungover like I've spent three continuous days drinking. Problem is that I haven't had a drop in over a month. I don't know if it's just the sickness or stress or what have you but I just feel trout. Probably gonna drink so at least I can give myself a real reason to feel off.
Pfft. I've had way too much. I'm still awake from last night, and I was ridiculously drunk around 11pm. It took me about three minutes to type this.
Warm rain is the best rain. I like rain but we rarely get those fun rainy days where, like, you don't have a bunch of trout you have to keep dry and all your washing has already been brought in and all that. Rain is wicked though. You did a great job at spelling, it seems like you didn't have enough to drink!
I dislike the cold, but damn I love running around in the rain. Especially when it's warm. ...I'm trying so hard not to make typos right now.
Yeah I couldn't imagine having to wear bear skin hats and trout just to make sure your head doesn't freeze and shatter into a million pieces. I like my warm sunshine coast weather and all the bulltrout rain that we get a little bit better than the cold.
Well, Russians don't like living anyway. It's smurfing cold as balls over there.
Perhaps they might find themselves in Russia, on trial for murdering a bear and looking at a couple of life sentences. Life sentences in Russia are slightly shorter than those elsewhere, except for the fact that being imprisoned means no vodka. Prison is like a death sentence for Russians.
