Conversation Between Christmas and Quindiana Jones

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  1. https://store.steampowered.com/app/892970/Valheim/

    The specs stated do not match with yours!
  2. My friend was playing it on a work laptop with only the integrated graphics chip xD

    Skyrim:
    CPU SPEED: Dual Core 2.0 GHz or equivalent processor
    RAM: 2 GB
    OS: Windows 7/Vista/XP PC (32 or 64 bit)
    VIDEO CARD: DirectX 9.0c compliant video card with 512 MB of RAM - NVIDIA GeForce 7600 GT & ATI Radeon X1800.
    PIXEL SHADER: 3.0
    VERTEX SHADER: 3.0
    SOUND CARD: Yes
    FREE DISK SPACE: 6 GB
    DEDICATED VIDEO RAM: 512 MB
    Valheim:
    CPU SPEED: 2.6 GHz Dual Core or similar
    RAM: 4 GB
    OS: Windows 7 or later
    VIDEO CARD: GeForce GTX 500 series or similar
    PIXEL SHADER: 5.0
    VERTEX SHADER: 5.0
    FREE DISK SPACE: 1 GB
    DEDICATED VIDEO RAM: 512 MB
  3. It is a 2011 game. My comp is not as old as your virgin ass.
  4. How do you play Skyrim?
  5. My lousy comp can't manage it. I hate my life for not having a better comp. I want Elden Ring.
  6. SO MUCH. DON'T EVER LEAVE AGAIN.

    Play Valheim with me.
  7. I AM BACK! YA MISS MY TENTACLES?
  8. I'm an amazing cook, thank you very much. Visit me so I can foie-gras you.

    I don't know much about biology, but I assume yes.

    I'm sorry I didn't respond quickly, and now you've disappeared! plz come back
  9. But you can't cook.

    https://www.amazon.com/One-End-Out-O...dp/1405268301#

    Are those testicles of the boy?

    And as young as the creatures residing in it.
  10. I do what I want, you have problem?

    In one end and out the other?

    You are as ancient as the sea.
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