I heard being a lich stinks of rotten decayed flesh no matter how many times you bathe! Are you willing to sacrifice this much?
I just remembered that I'm an evil now, so I can just become a lich by means of some vile necromancy. Then you can online murder me in an online rage and end up in an online asylum, and I'll just come back to life 1d10 days later and laugh at your miserable attempt to be rid of me
I think you can alway create a new you online! No one truly die online! Just click the register or restart button and everything is restored!
But then I don't exist online, and if we're incapable of communicating online then that means that we will never have an opportunity to coordinate a meeting of the real us. And that means that we'll never be able to real date, you'll never real propose to me, we'll never get real married, never have real children, never go through a real divorce and have real court settlements for our real possessions, and then you'll never be able to sneak into my real house and real murder me in a real rage while I'm asleep in my real bed with my new real partner and then go to a real asylum. What kind of a boring life would we be living then?
But only the online you is dead, the real you is alive isn't it!?
Surprisingly, being murdered in my sleep doesn't seem all that appealing o.o Besides, with me dead and you in the online asylum, who would rule the world?
HEY Værn I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?
Yay
They reproduce fast too!! One dead and other ten will come along!! We will be invincible!! We will rule side by side as best friends~~~!!!
And ants are vicious in massive swarms
