Bring some Bush so we can make vagina jokes.
That makes two of us.
I have something to tell you but...in private. It's very covert. Bring a trenchcoat and wear a mask because that will not make you stand out.
The word phalic makes me lol.
Did it involve pube dye?
Yes, my pubes are green and pink now.
I know you have some secret stash of Pop-Rock you just adore.
Pubes?
Paper Mayor Gori is the new frontier.
*comes in singing Rape Me by Nirvana*
