That would make a great nickname.
Scandal in Paradise.
To thunderous applause.
Generally the last one.
Its freakin me out, man.
Ninjas need no keys; they sneak in through windows.
Its not valid.
Of course. Why would you ever want to leave the LAND OF HATRED?
Hmmm..I have no soul.
This might be one of those occasions where you need to put a stop to the problem before it gets worse. Who knows, she could move on to mustard next!