Indeed. I have faith in your ability to overcome this overwhelming challenge. How's Oz?
Hmm, that is a tough one. There aren't that many obvious words associated with April Fool's and the ones I can think of have no way to punnify them. I will have to think on it.
I like it. Perfect for Halloween! Need a more April's Foolsy one, really.
Pumpquin.
Apart from a fair bout of racism, we've made damn fine progress in every other area, it's just bottlenecked at the top because nobody is brave enough to dismantle the two-party system and its "vote as a bloc" mentality.
Have you seen frezned's "Catharsis" video on YouTube? It's from back when Australia had some chats about gay marriage. It's what interested me in Australian politics, and I am now fully aware of how maliciously incompetent they all are. Compare it to, say America, in which the whole system is broken regardless of who sits in what chair, Australia actually has decent, reasonably well functioning systems in place that are solely hindered by the useless cockends on their useless cockend chairs. Cocks.
The two major political figures affecting me right now are both colossal s. One is a fascist douchebag and the other is a pretentious, elitist, racist, idiotic douchebag. Yay.
It must be weird living in a country that has been specifically designed by some higher being to actively harm all its inhabitants. I mean, just look at [insert Australian politician here].
no everything else here is carnivorous and by that I mean it eats Australians and tourists
I thought Australians were carnivores?
