I can sing some Vanilla Ice and put out that fire pretty easily. You're welcome to try! (Bewb.)
I'm ready to burn down your house. Give me a good reason why I shouldn't.
Now that you're a hippie woman I can't consort with you.
So, I drank some almond milk today. There wasn't any "normal-people" milk, but cba to go to the store. I thought I was going to be in for a big disappointment, but it actually wasn't that bad. Of course, I'd never use it in my cereal like some vegan freak, but I could totally see drinking it to try looking classy around rich people.
I seem to be on a No Doubt marathon this weekend. I've heard Tragic Kingdom probably six times so far. My iPod has died twice.
So you discovered they're real, didn't buy me one, then came into my messages to rub it in my oddly shaped nose? You are a worse person than Brutus.
Did you know the trivection oven is actual thing? And here I though Jack Donaghy was lying.
Nocti you make me laugh a lot. Some people do that, and some people don't. It makes me sad when people don't.
Did you save your progress? Could load it.
I'm beginning to lose my mind. Is there a 'Reset' button for life? If not, I'll be quite disappointed.
