Turned out that he was gay in the end!
There was this guy selling hotdogs in the canteen and I thought to myself "Oh, that would be a tasty treat!" so I purchased one for later in the evening.
so i punched him in the lower intestine and made for the door, with Gerald holding onto my legs
It turned out that Snoop Doggy Dog was actually ther fat guy in disguise
When he hit the floor his face fell of to reveal his true identiy
So I untied Snoop Doggy Dog and directed him to the toilets, btu he fell over before he got to the cell door!
Soon morning came and everyone was like "it is morning again can i go to the lavatory"
They came round and they brought some candle sticks (I hadn't packed any myself) and we dined upon fine salted pork that evening
So I called up Ma and Pa back at the old folk's home and asked them to come visit us in the tanty
But I wasn't taking any of his
