Gerald was all like "You can't do that! you can get arrested for holding people hostage!"
And I used it to tie Snoop Doggy Dog up and hold him hostage
Luckily I had brought my length of string with me
Eventually we got arrested for the murder of Seamus Heaney (Irish poet) so we had to spend the rest of the afternoon in the cells
When we got to pizza hut we ordered some chillis and a cappucnio (dont know how to spell that word lol) and we went to sleep on the floor
But it turned out that there was a hole in the roof so the floor got wet when it rained so we all went to pizza hut
Then Snoop Doggy Dog came along and we had a party in the basement
Gerald was screaming his girly scream when I came down to assist him with the fire exstinguisher
But the fat man was gaining on him
Gerald pulled out his foot down and started to speed away from the fat man
