Phew. :-[ That’s lucky. I had been taking precautions just in case. Haha I’m such an idiot. Sometimes I will think weird things around people I suspect are psychic. ‘‘I know you can read my mind, boy...’’ and stuff. Only one has ever coughed... ¡I sure hope it was a coincidence!
Hurt yourself, or just don't feel like getting up oh my god crisis
You need something to push you over the edge. A donut, perhaps. I'm good, except for a coldsore. But that's not anything that's keeping me from having a good time or anything.
Tease.
That depends. Do you have what I need?
How are you today?
This uh... lighter. And it’s erm... lighting things. On fire!
Yeah. Yeah you had the right idea. Enough about you.
you
I think he used some other words, too. Though this could be just a hunch.