I get twice as many presents on my birthday, if that’s what you mean.
Cannabis
I am a princess and a prince.
I do feel clean. I had to shower for a long time, though. Plus I was tired and a little drunk in the shower and I kept swearing.
Shh.
I rolled over and I was like what is this? And I felt it for a while and then I was like no NO NOOOOOOO
Absolutely. Now. NOW.
Yeah, but sometimes I am forced to drink it. I. Ugh. One time my friend drunk so much of it then spewed up in a bed. The bed was mine, but I did not know what he had done!
Maybe we're being too hard on ourselves.
Wine is so gross. White wine. Ew. It makes my teeth go all funny and I look like a cat that has just tongued some kind of poisonous ash. Red is less gross, but makes me feel just as bad—if not worse!
