Love Rollercoaster
I have to avoid chocolate, I'm afraid.
I just had a carrot.
:burp: 'Scuse me...
'tis the season to be dying... or so it would seem.
How old was he?
Yeah. I'm really scrawny. I blame my immune system.
Sam oh wait...
Cool. I'm going to use that one now. Next time a girl complains about her period. Maybe I will ask her if she'd like me to get her pregnant. Hopefully she'll recognize it as a joke, so my eyes can remain unburnt.