Conversation Between Lawr and Quindiana Jones

You, sir, are a god among men.

What do you think of our alt text?

I'll GOOD you!

GOOD.

You horrible man. You were making me distressed. Now I have brain AIDS.

I do but I like pretending like I don't!

You just don't understand my jokes.

Yeah but we're not all black and white.

Y'know? "Shades of gray"?

Y'know? "You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest"?

Sure.