I thought you were? Or is that NCG? I can't help but get you two confused all the time. What? That woman is conspiring against me! There are already two conversations that I know of about me, involving her. xD
Lifeguard? I'm not a lifeg- Oh, I get what you're sayin'. I dunno, she told me to beat you up for stealing her candy.
Wait, I did what? I haven't been here for two days!
Yes you can. Lifeguards are loaded.
So I hear you stole my new little sister Christmas' candy.
I can't pay for that long distance call.
Yuh huh. Call me when anybody in the world believes that.
Foiled again. I saw it coming. I just thought I'd give you a freebie seeing as how I always outwit you.
I'll pick pistols, because we both know you're a better rapist than I am. Yup. I did it.
You love her too!? I will not stand for competition! Choose your weapon sir, pistols at dawn or rapiers at tea time?
