You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
My god, I think you just took a huge chunk out of his ego! You better glue it back before his mother finds out...........
Or house trap, depending on who you bat for
Rattrap
He's got you there.
I probably did deserve it. I stole the cat's girlfriend. Bad idea
Chocolate covered ants are a delicacy. Somewhere.
What if I told you that the cat drowned me?
Some of us are just cats. Purrrrr.
CLUNK! SMASH! PWNED! That was someone pushing their TV out of the 18th storey window. R.I.P.
