Me and my sisters used to have a sing song demanding that we stop farting on each other.
"Stop farting on me", "I want to live in a house without mould", bitch bitch bitch amirite?
For real. The future is bleak with these non-fart-resistant youths.
And it was only in my general direction! Typical snowflake millennial.
If all it takes is a fart to repress you, maybe you deserve to be repressed.
Oh now that's just rude. HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED
I fart in your general direction
That's because your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
I swear I wrote a response to this, but then I think I got an overload of choice and couldn't decide which Monty Python thing to reference xD
I thought so! Would have been disappointed otherwise.
