Exactly. Silent but violent is the best tactic.
Pheromones, innit
It's also good for asking people out. Let 'em know what you have to offer.
This is why I always do drive-bys when entering a house party: that way, anyone who picks up my scent can find me and strike up a conversation!
It's how I make friends.
Just a classic human bonding moment, it seems. xD
That's adorable. My brother used to sit on my other brother's face and fart on him. Memories.
Me and my sisters used to have a sing song demanding that we stop farting on each other.
"Stop farting on me", "I want to live in a house without mould", bitch bitch bitch amirite?
For real. The future is bleak with these non-fart-resistant youths.
