I don't normally name my tools, but a bore named Wench is quite something. I suppose I could also have a saw named Reciprocity?
i know you too could have a boring named wench in under a minute
Such an institute exists!?! This is a revolutionary discovery!
Well, you see my friend, things could have been avoided. if you went to the istitute of speed dating for boring names, then you would have found a perfect match
Bloody inconvenient, though. It was once my grave misfortune to be dragged along to a speed dating meet on a Thursday. Needless to say things were less than hunky dory.
that is a cunning plan
No. That's why I never introduce myself to anyone on a Thursday, see.
doesnt have the same ring to it does it?
Then it's "Percival".
what about on thursdays?