Immanuel/Emmanuel Kant is a dumbass. Pretty much everything he said is stupid. Especially deantology. I mean, WTF?
I ought to try heroin, one of these days.
I snuck into Kant's house and tried to kill him, but then he reduced my entire life story to -isms and suddenly I didn't feel like doing anything anymore.
Wow, that must have been some story!
I'm high right now. Much like a kite.
That's not a great way to motivate someone.
Cz is stalk but a naughty.
Ingenious!
Dear Aunt Mavis, It troubles me to hear about your problems. But at least you're not dead. Lots of love, Arthur
At least his hairstyle suits him.