I ought to try a scrumpleberry milkshake one of these days.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
APPLAUSE
Who, LNM? He's a good friend of mine, we play darts together. You should meet him. He goes linedancing. Do you like linedancing?
This is exactly the sort of attitude that let the Loch Ness Monster escape to Area 51.
ART THOU ACCUSING ME OF TEH CONSPIRACEAHS? <.< >.> ... thou art right. let us plot together. or i can pay you off. nyahaha.
Don't trust her! It's a conspiracy of some sort!
Don't worry, my friend, all you need to do is use a distraction. Like Final Fantasy VI. They will become obsessed and leave you alone. Simply throw the cartridge over your shoulder and they will flock to it like vultures. Voila, your worries are over.
Thanks for showing me the way to the conspiracy forum, but since I got there I have been being followed by mysterious strangers. Should I be worried?
CONSPIRACY, EH? TAKE A DOUBLE LEFT, MOW THE LKAWN, DIVE UNDER THE GRANARY, GET THE BONE OFF THE DOG AND DO A BARREL ROLL! Congratulations, you are now in the conspiracy forum.
