Hey LUNAr, guess whatI did? I took the caps off the 'r' in your name! Ya know why? Because. >(
.... LUNAR.
How is LUNAR doing? Has LUNAR gotten together some romatic Valentines day plans? With some lucky young TIDUS? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yummmy >D
But Kyle, it IS green. Are you color blind? Thank you Miss_Lulu. I'm quite proud of it. LUNAR's profile pic = squeal and nosebleed
It was a lovely day, the clouds in the sky where a bright cheerful grey, the thunder was loud and playful, and the roads were pleasantly damp and squishy. LUNAR was walking along, danceing to some non-existant music that played in his crazy head- oh wait, he was wearing those damn teeny earbuds That was when he tripped, having not looked at the large mud-pool in front of him. Now we all know neko-boys are insanely week and always need their super-seme yaio man to rescue them. LUNAR got stuck in the mud, and of course he was no exception to the neko rule. But there was no big, strong seme around. Just a super-adorable yound lady with awesome fashion sense and great hair. Miss_Lulu walked down the road under a big blue umbrella, carrying a bag of random groceries. She spotted an odd something in the middle of the road. Something that made her heart beat fast and her breath catch in her throught. "GET THE F*** OUT OF MY MUD PUDDLE!" "I'm stuck. I need help." -_- Miss_Lulu realized that the only way she could have her mud puddle back was if she rescued the neko-boy. So she pulled him out off the puddle, and, because she was so nice, dragged him home and gave him a bath, and new clothes and brushed his hair and put bows in it. About a month later they had hawt sex, got married, and LUNAR gave birth to 43 neko-children, who he just couldn't eat because they were just SO cute and all. The end.
Okay, okay.
*pounces*
LUNAR walked down the road, he was feeling sad. He was so lonely ever since the accident, in which Roto had fallen down the stairs, on accident, and blamed LUNAR. Roto had run off on a run-off marriage with Miss_Mumu, LUNAR's ex-girlfriend. Then Shiny popped out of a tree and grabbed LUNAR by his Neko-ears and said words that LUNAR would never forget until the day he died. "Hi. Whats up?" The end.
Miss_Lulu and MoogleBunni stalk LUNAR. Miss_Lulu ruins stalkage plans by jumping out of a bush and proposing to LUNAR. LUNAR squeals, grabs Miss_Lulu, runs to a chuch, and tells the priest to marry them right away. But just before the priest gets to the good part, the drugs wear off and LUNAR realizes that he is not, in fact, marrying Roto, but an imposter, and runs away screaming from Miss_Lulu. The end.
