xD I loved the usernote, sir!
Today I woke up and ate penguin for breakfast. It was alright, but could use some salt. Penguin never really is as good as seal, but that's harder to get because of those "laws" or whatever it is they're called. I was never much for politics and I don't pay much attention to all that hookey-doo. By ten o' clock, I was rushing to work. I was running late because this news story about Britney Spears lip-synching enthralled me with its new information. I had to speed to make up time, and some jerk cop pulled me over. Luckily, I gave him a sticker with a "" on it, and he was so pleased that instead of giving me a ticket he gave me an asspat. So, I finally got to work. I dress up as Santa and ring a bell in hopes of collecting charity for a living. It's true that most people do this around Christmas time, but I refuse to be a conformist. I can wear baggy red pants and a false beard in summer just as easily as winter. For the record, I also trick-or-treat in April. I walk around nude and tell people that my costume is Fei from Xenogears. Besides being shot occasionally and one time being raped by a pack of beavers, it works out better then you'd think. Later, I had lunch with my friend Cortez Caliato. There's a rumor going around that he's all in my imagination and I'm schizophrenic, but I can't be bothered with gossip. Gossip ruins lives, creates wrinkles, and is the sole reason that Korean children are born with fangs. After work, I rode my pink Chocobo home. I got online and started playing some Diablo II. I waded through much spam and abbreviations, and finally I tried to strike up a conversation. I talked with a nice young man who was very spunky. He called me "fahgeht," which I assume is Italian for God. He then told me I suck cock, which I do rather well and was pleased somebody finally noticed my talent. I named him Spungy and asked him to be my BFF. He said that was "retarted" and that I should die of cancer. Since retarted is not retarded, I assume he was talking about some cereal that has a Cancer horoscope. I thanked him for the tip and will be buying some later. Then I went to sleep and dreamed dreams. Dreams of Chimney throwing ninja stars at seamonkeys for my pure amusement. I wore a crown and clapped my hands and said things like "Carry on, chap." Then I woke up and a similar process repeated itself. Fin.
*goes with the flow* Happy birthday!
Whiles Mountain Dew levels you up 10 levels, simply HOLDING a SINGLE Gogurt packet adds 50 times more points to your athleticism and sports skills than drinking Mountain Dew. Think about it: 1) You don't actually have to hold them in your hand; imagine how many you could fit into your pockets. I estimate you could hold 10 packets per front pocket and 5 per back pocket. That's thirty packets, thirty times 500 is.....is...alot, which is more than a 24 pack of Mountain Dew. It is also cheaper. 2) You look a MILLION times cooler having Gogurt packets flying out of your pockets doing a trick than you would with Mountain Dew flying out of your nose when someone says a joke. 3) I still have not received my IceBreakers. HOLD UP ON YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN!!
Gogurt is it a simple yogurt to go packet? Or a conspiracy to over throw the government by using sugar poisoned children? It's both You wouldn't believe this but its really just yogurt in those packets. And, they don't even taste that horrible. In fact, they taste so good, I've at least 5 boxes of the things in my fridge. Anyway, gogurt is going to cause children to believe that they can do anything sporty so long as they are equiped with these gogurt packets. Because word on the street is filled gogurt packets have +500 to athleticism and the ability to perform sports. Young children, including myself, believe this to be unbelievably true. Why just last night I performed a 900 degree spin off of a half pipe on my skate board equiped with a gogurt pack. Is the condition for receiving the icebreakers that I guess the condition that I am to guess the condition, which I have done. I demand IceBreakers.
I will share my icebreakers with you on the condition that you can guess the condition.
I was told to spam your user notes by a certain someone, while later that certain someone said that you should spam my usernotes. Refusing to go down so easily I decided to take the iniative and destroy your usernotes with my senseless ramblings. When topics for the said senseless ramblings comes into existance, I shall share them with you.
Hiii! Just thought I'd say that :c) Kay! bye!
