You dun want a hateful life like me?
I just want a LOVELY LIFE.
Do you have any present you want!? I can get you one! Ranging from a cockroach's feeler to a Panda head!
Indeed.
Oh dear, if your birthday is CUMMING, we should prepare a party where everyone will CUM and celebrate with you!
Yes! It sure is!
YOUR BIRTHDAY IS CUMMING UP?
I am gay and yet you give me a pleasurable sensation in my loins... Does that say more about you or me?
Why, sure!
Can I eat it instead? Along with your head too?