Kill the Evidence!
I was gunna curl my hair today but I think I fell asleep or something.
You mean you lick di*shot by a sniper*
I wonder who she will find! (I bet I know who LOL)
I talk like a drunkard.
Pardon her French.
I spell it the English way!
Don't criticise what you don't understand.
Watch out! That could be dangerous.
Goodness gracious great balls of fire!
