Caterpillar is Monkey's cousin. I need you to go for a sex change and be Rye. You wrote the story in my usernote when you were still a pure innocent little Quin that help old ladies cross the road.
Wait, who is Caterpillar? Not every day you get a Rye reference! Tyvm! Is that story from something? I honestly love it xD
One day, as Christ-hams walked smilily down the garden road, she saw an oncoming bus about to hit an old lady! She ran as fast as her little legs couldn't carry her and beheaded the old lady so she wouldn't die slowly. Though Christ-hams never knew how the old lady felt, she was certain in her heart that she would have been thanked for the decapitation. Three days laterer, however, Christ-hams woke up in the middle of the night and screamed! Shamus McManus was glaring at her from outside her kitchen window! She drew her lightscimitar, ran outside and started to battle Shamus McManus. After exactly 6.384561782935 seconds of fighting, Shamus McManus got tired and died. Christ-hams laughed so jovily, that the entire town left and lived in a new city. Christ-hams was sads. She was now alone. Minutes later a large cat appeared. "Meow." said the cat. "I'm Leeza. Will you be my.....FWEND???" Christ-hams graciously accepted the partnership, and she lived happily with her cat forever and ever and ever. THE END.
They never reach me! You lied! Just like how you promised you will marry Caterpillar! I wanted to use you as a butt plug but then I remembered that it is Rye's exclusive.
Nah, bottle it up and send it to you, as scheduled. Where else would I be?
U ate your filthy discharge for those meals? You made it to the side?
Breakfast and supper! Oh, I see how it is. I was just your side piece
More wanking than usual during those times? MANUS is here too and he made a football thread. He will devour sex maniac like you!
Teenage years, man. What a crazy time xD Paraded to who?! It's just you and Dr. Acula here!
You were trying to fit in like eating the trout from your nose? You get paraded in a cage naked.
