Now this is a reference I can get behind!
Exactly! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Spoiler alert: smurfing awful for everyone non-stop.
I would totally love to read a book about the day-to-day lives of medieval peasants. I bet it was gross.
All the best artefacts are mundane, this is known. The lives of kings and queens is well-documented, but what about the life of Terrance?
Make sure it translates into something mundane
brb just gonna find some random tat and claim its indigenous somewhere
Won't know until you try!
Can you actually even sell trout to museums anymore?
I'm sure you could sell whatever you find to the British Museum for a pretty penny. And you'd probably get knighted.