Boxing glove?
I want to punch your stomach but I dun want my fist to break! Any ideas?
Yes, quite. But... you want to punch my stomach.
But if my fist break, as a friend, won't you feel sad!?
I wouldn't be able to say, that's just a risk you're going to have to take.
Then will my fist break if I hit your stomach?
My stomach won't break, silly. I'm a god.
If your stomach breaks, can you get a new one or will you die?
Well... I guess you can use my stomach then.
It is the punching bags that are weak!