Nope, Trouble.
Oh. Then Monopoly?
There's only two.
Risk, eh? I attack Irkutsk from Mongolia. Three dice, please.
Ooooohhhhh risqué.
Jude Law's other hand.
We can replace them with someone else's hand! Who's do you want?
No, but let's go ahead and do it anyway.
Do we need to amputate?
Now my hand hurts.