The other day I told him to come here because Levian wanted to kiss him. He told me he had already registered years ago, before I did. I was shocked, confused and a little thirsty. I went to get a glass of milk, but to my disgust there was no milk left in the house. So, I got my jacket and pants (or trousers to the British) and prepared to leave the house. However, when I stepped outside a crow barked at me and I ran back into my house, several times more frightened than I was several minutes ago. Shocked, confused, a little thirsty and frightened; I knew there was only one place I could turn: the suicide hotline. Sure, I was not contemplating suicide at the time (try doing a google search for contemplating. If you're as lucky as I was, the first link will be about suicide). If I was contemplating suicide, I would not waste time ringing hotlines. Unless it was some sort of prostitution hotline. Anyway, it seems that the suicide hotline had had it about up to here with my tomfoolery and told me to "take a 5". Not knowing how to "take a 5" I quickly became chronically depressed. It was too bad I had abused the suicide hotline as much as I had. Perhaps I should have read "The boy who cried wolf" beforehand. Wait, I must have read it beforehand. Maybe I just didn't get what it was about. Yeah, that's the one. I should have paid more attention. But by then it was too late for should haves. It was also too late for
The Awesome Opossum on the discovery channel. Shocked, confused, a little thirsty, frightened, chronically depressed and uneducated about useless information. There was only one place I could go from here. The internet. Sure, it's not bad for porn. But what I really love it for is the ability to read stories about miserable lives other people have. Then I can reply to their livejournal by making up a story about how I saved 11 Russian children from a burning house, and then murdered a man who spat at a girl. I eventually ended up at Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, and, more importantly: user notes. I noticed I had accumulated a few since the last time I was sexually active at the forums. I decided to give them a wee check, and indeed return a user note to those who were so generous to give me one. Or two. Or in some cases, several hundred. Oh Levian, I also moved your
Jojo Song into the songs section of the EoFF Wiki. I hope you don't mind.
